Cursed Times reporter Melody Nasa was today invited back to the NASA headquarters for a private one-on-one interview with Alan the Snake. On display was a whole collection of sports cars and even an homemade airplane.

"You sss-see", said Alan. "Don't judge a sss-snake by its thumbs-sss".

Alan shared some personal stories about his younger days when he worked for a different company, before being moved to come work for the new new company.

Well if there is one thing we have learned today it has to be that you should never judge a snake by his thumbs.