Alan's amazing technical abilities
Caption: Alan the snake showing of the collection of super cars he built using nothing but his tongue.
Author: Sora Thumb (AP)
Published: 2024-05-27 01:32 | Updated: 2024-07-13 04:07
Cursed Times reporter Melody Nasa was today invited back to the NASA headquarters for a private one-on-one interview with Alan the Snake. On display was a whole collection of sports cars and even an homemade airplane.

"You sss-see", said Alan. "Don't judge a sss-snake by its thumbs-sss".

Alan shared some personal stories about his younger days when he worked for a different company, before being moved to come work for the new new company.

Well if there is one thing we have learned today it has to be that you should never judge a snake by his thumbs.

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tuurdburglansson - (Comment ID: 27)
A source close to Alan has revealed to me Alan married his maternal first cousin, 17 years his junior, some time ago. - Tuurd Burglansson, Independent Reporter
Posted at: 2024-05-26 21:22
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