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The Eternal Bear of the Soap Family
Caption: The Eternal Bear as seen on May nineteenth 2024.
Author: Hopie
Published: 2024-05-19 20:33 | Updated: 2025-03-18 08:11
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A bear was spotted in the white Soap fam that was unable to leave its cave, leading to an eternal cycle of hibernation and waking. No matter how hard the locals tried to free it, it was stuck in its Sisyphean cycle. According to witness Superior Soap, it was “pretty scary.” If you find this bear please approach with utmost caution.
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tuurdburglansson - (Comment ID: 10)
Forever doomed to an eternity of rising above Plato's "Allegory of the Cave", yet sadly trapped within a firmament of self-loathing and personal destruction. Dangerously beautiful. 10/10 would contemplate again. Thank you for this report, truly
Posted at: 2024-05-19 20:46
Kaliegh Skrzypek - (Comment ID: 11)
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Posted at: 2024-05-20 23:47
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Kaliegh Skrzypek - (Comment ID: 12)
I made that sign when the town was still donkersloot
Posted at: 2024-05-20 23:48
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