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The Steel Crucible Scandal - Brie or Blue Cheese?
Caption: Sxcreenshot of the all-time steel forged record
Author: Panda S. Thompson (FNO)
Published: 2024-05-22 14:21 | Updated: 2024-07-13 02:47
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In breaking news we have recieved reports from multiple people that the Most Steel Forged record must have been cheesed due to the 1993.04% increase from the last record amount.

One comment on the situation read: “What’s going on, just got here and I’m confused. Is someone cheating a record or something?”

Our reporters reached out to Henok Mox with questions about the allegations made by the public, we recieved a reply back in which Mox stated: “My space bar got stuck after I spilled Mountain Dew on it..no further comment”

Stay tuned for updates on this case.
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Yikes - (Comment ID: 15)
This is fake news!
Posted at: 2024-05-22 16:51
DopiePanda
Ma'am, this is a wendy's.
Posted at: 2024-05-24 18:27
Gabriel R.
BECAUSE IT'S IN THE NAME!! "FNO" FAKE NEWS ONLY! ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT?!
Posted at: 2024-05-30 08:34
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