TODAY IN THE YEAR 14013 A BLOODTHIRSTY WOLF MAN WAS SPOTTED SOUTH OF SOL TOWN, CAUSING HAVOC AND MURDERING THREE. A COURAGEOUS HUNTER MANAGED TO SHOOT THE BEAST BEFORE BEING VICIOUSLY MAULED. THE WOLF MAN HAS NOT BEEN FOUND.

"The wolf-man was once a baby who blasphemed against the flame goddess, and for such act she cursed him to roam the mountains for all eternity"
- Tattooed old lady from the Sol family

"I've hunted tens of bears and hundreds of wolves in my lifetimes, but none of them were anything close to the danger of the Wolf Man"
- Wolf-hatted man from the You family

"I dont know what you're talking about, im only here for rubber"
-clueless ginger

"BEWARE THE WOLFMAN, DO NOT ROAM THE MOUNTAINS ALONE"
- LUDIE CROUSE